Dear Jim Carrey,
Please stop helping the widow Geisel to rape the corpse and memory of the beloved Dr. Suess. I know that you may have felt a need to make amends for your awful and entirely unforgivable role in the "Grinch" abomination, but making another ill-advised big-screen version of a Suess book hardly seems like the way to do it. Perhaps you should research sackcloth and ashes, self-scourging, or simply STOP MAKING FUCKING DR SUESS MOVIES, you mugging hack.
Why do i say this? Well, first of all, Dr. Suess essentially wrote and illustrated very, very clever reading primers. That's it. Making a movie out of a Suess book strikes