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what is the beaten path?
You know the phrase, i know you do...
OFF THE BEATEN PATH
and what is that, exactly?
If i'm on it
(or off it)
then where am i?
Have i become somehow unbeaten,
unsullied and unbowed?
too proud to scream
and too alive to die?
Or have i somehow strayed
into an even more hellish realm
beset on all sides by
cancerous, malignant entities
unnamed, and without faces,
a sphere infused with
different drummers
pounding out tattoos of rhythmic
madness
infused and rife with poisons,
blank imponderable quandries
given sense and sensibility
through cigarette wisdom?
Nicotine nirvana.
FTW.
You know the phrase, i know you do...
OFF THE BEATEN PATH
and what is that, exactly?
If i'm on it
(or off it)
then where am i?
Have i become somehow unbeaten,
unsullied and unbowed?
too proud to scream
and too alive to die?
Or have i somehow strayed
into an even more hellish realm
beset on all sides by
cancerous, malignant entities
unnamed, and without faces,
a sphere infused with
different drummers
pounding out tattoos of rhythmic
madness
infused and rife with poisons,
blank imponderable quandries
given sense and sensibility
through cigarette wisdom?
Nicotine nirvana.
FTW.
We do not hesitate, Sometimes.
Outside is an ash-strewn apocalypse, now
the sun is red, the sky is blank and grey
pieces of blackened vegitation are drifting to the ground
nestling their spent heads on cars,
in eyes, lungs, spreading dismal cheer
throughout the landscape
and the temptation to run, giggling,
around like a crazed harbinger of doom
is nearly impossible to resist.
I want to create an Ash Angel
throw my arms and legs wide
as i stare at the baleful sky.
the halo is an afterthought.
Memo to Jim Carrey
Dear Jim Carrey,
Please stop helping the widow Geisel to rape the corpse and memory of the beloved Dr. Suess. I know that you may have felt a need to make amends for your awful and entirely unforgivable role in the "Grinch" abomination, but making another ill-advised big-screen version of a Suess book hardly seems like the way to do it. Perhaps you should research sackcloth and ashes, self-scourging, or simply STOP MAKING FUCKING DR SUESS MOVIES, you mugging hack.
Why do i say this? Well, first of all, Dr. Suess essentially wrote and illustrated very, very clever reading primers. That's it. Making a movie out of a Suess book strikes
Metrosexual Harassment
So i've been 'on the market' for over a year now, and i've realized that 1) i am terrible at dating, and 2) dating is confusing in general.
As far as number 1 is concerned, it's just true, from beginning to end. Either I'm overeager and overwhelming or i'm curiously removed from the process and have no idea what steps to take or when to take them. There doesn't seem to be any middle ground, but that holds true in just about every aspect of life that i can think of. I'd be a piss poor No Limit HoldEm player, that's for sure. All or nothing, all the time.
As for number 2, we all know it's true but no one has come up with a better solution
words and music by captain morgan
the interview that i did turned into an actual piece of newsprint, yay. oh, and it's also on the internets. poison your eyes thusly: http://www.newsreview.com/chico/Content?oid=618544
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